"Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job."
—President George W. Bush, Sept. 2, 2005
To understand how great this line is, you have to remember it in its original context. On one side of your TV: Bush in a circle of idiot businessmen, giving this cipher a pat on the back, like he just landed the Stride Rite account. On the other side, bloated corpses floating down Canal Street.