Max Mosley’s German Prison-Themed S&M Orgy

The Max Mosley sex tape sounded like something that could have screened in Times Square in the late ‘70s. The president of the FIA [the governing body of world motorsport] was said to have taken part in an orgy with five hookers that was German-prison themed in such detail that it opened with his various hairs being inspected for lice. Mosley sued the News of the World for invading his privacy by printing photos of the orgy (which was secretly filmed by one of the prostitutes), and for alleging that it was Nazi-themed. He won, and the paper had to pay almost $2 million in damages and legal costs. But the images of Mosley being spanked and humiliated will live online forever.

Mosley was 67 when this scandal broke. Sometimes with age comes the need for heightened stimulation. It might seem weird that a person needs to launch a production to get off, but hey, penises are weird things. By 67, many of them have seen it all. To keep them alive, you have to keep things fresh. But sexual fantasies are like b---holes. Everybody has them, but we tend to think other people’s are gross and offensive when exposed. That’s why they should be private.